bridav58
03-26-2008, 04:40 AM
7 reasons not to mess with a child
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what
the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds After explaining the commandment to "honor"
thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
He's a
doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,"And there's the
teacher,
She's dead. "
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in
the
face.."; "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.
God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
"Take
all you want God is watching the apples.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what
the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds After explaining the commandment to "honor"
thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
He's a
doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,"And there's the
teacher,
She's dead. "
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in
the
face.."; "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.
God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
"Take
all you want God is watching the apples.